Brisbane
"This entire experience has been a cruel trick by my owners. I hate boxes - they smell terrible. I currently do not have my bunk bed and I am too short to see out any windows. How embarrassing! I cannot even rule over my new domain.
I do get my regular dog walks and the cold weather is exhilarating. I can feel the frost inching into my brain and I find that I must run around like a loon at least twice a day at the park to keep it under control. I do like playing with my humans at the park, but then I pout as soon as I get home to let them know my immediate displeasure.
Other observations that I have gathered include:
- Toddlers taste delicious and do not mind a thorough licking twice a day.
- There are 2 cats living here. I am aggravated that there are cats living here. How dare they perch outside and taunt me on our dog walks! They do not have the common courtesy to come introduce themselves.
- Oma and Bopa (grandma & grandpa) give me treats for looking cute. They are so much easier to trick than my mom and dad !"
Roxie
"Dog walking - my favorite thing!
Running away from my mom on the morning of her employee health appointment - my favorite thing!
Letting her run after me for 20 minutes until she gets the leash on me- my new favorite thing!
Sleeping on couches even while getting yelled at - my favorite thing!
Seeing cows and alpacas on my walks - my NOT favorite thing - those things are freaking scary!!!"
